I love you more

When Christian loves Renata more than her.

Renata: i love you more
Christian: i love you more

Renata: that's not true
Christian: check urban dictionary

by oh hey guys vsauce June 29, 2025

Joshy S’more

A s’more containing all of the traditional ingredients of a s’more but is simply not toasted.

I don’t like things that are hot so I’ll just have a Joshy S’more.

by anoynomous ant July 9, 2025

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

Chicago weighs more on a sunny day

An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.

Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025

Cry about it more

No. I'm not Jordan Peterson and the last time I cried it precipitated in direct proportion to the intensity of my crying to (the point of hail), in the middle of spring, on a sunny day, and it stopped when I was done. I was reciting a poem I wrote about murdering God and was brought to tears by my own brilliance.

Hym "And I'm not being hyperbolic or lying. So no I'm not going to cry about it more. It just snowed and I have to walk to work tomorrow because I don't get paid to be an incest freak. I'm also not Jordan Peterson and, therefore, don't blubber about things rather than doing the right thing."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2025

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026

New Hampshire S’more

The sexual act of a man dropping a duece in a woman’s mouth, then receiving fellatio whilst the brown is still in her mouth. After ejaculation in said mouth, the woman will transfer the mixture into the man’s mouth before he proceeds to bird feed it into her honey hole.

Dude that girl was a freak in the sheets. She let me give her a new Hampshire s’more.

by MrF1sterbuttnstuf January 14, 2026