momopolize

what your mom does everyday to try and take all of your free time

My aunt even tries to momopolize what I do...is there no escaping the clutches of adults?

by ooober goober February 23, 2010

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Momoki

Another version of the name Momoka, but can be used for any gender.

Hey Momoki Is The Best Friend In The World!

by MoonDragon The MidnightDragon November 13, 2017

Momolog

A two page text from your Mom that is overly inclusive and full of emojis, exclamation points and inappropriate use of abbreviations.

Check out the Momolog I just got dude:
Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom

by Teresanursecoach February 7, 2019

Momoasexual

Not being attracted to anyone except Jason Momoa.

I tried to figure out where I am on the sexual spectrum. Then I realized I'm just Momoasexual.

by Lolabigcupps October 14, 2019

Momoore

A nigerian name. A beautiful soul. Godfearing, loyal, loving and caring. Has an amazing voice. An extrovert, jovial. Doesn't care about people's thoughts of him/her. Wants a girlfriend/boyfriend but also doesn't. Funny human. Best smile ever. Mostly short in height. Ready to give their best in everything. The kind of person you'll want to be best friends with. Rare gem. A sweety. Scared to give advice cause people might think they're judgy. The best half you'll want forever with. The mother-type.

Momoore is such an intelligent girl.

by Richnana February 5, 2020

momo toe

a momo toe has the name alyssa

gizzy: omg wow
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe

Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe

Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END

by momotoe April 17, 2020