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Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*
by iced.milk May 11, 2018
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Mike Tyson Bite

1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
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Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.
Mike is going to get rich
by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017
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Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
by Hard bone March 8, 2017
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Spaghetti Mike

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.
by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016
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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
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mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
by Fish mail September 24, 2016
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