Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.

Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.

by impartisan September 12, 2012

Localista

A person who loves everything local, is passionate about discovering the wonders of where we live.

When looking for the best new restaurant in the neighborhood, I consulted a localista.

by mleepapers February 24, 2013

logan kahler

Logan Kahler is your average person who loves sports and gets all the bitches. He's very hot and gets all the vagina. He can make anyone laugh and get anyone he wants. He's the hottest person you'll ever see. You will never forget him.

P.S : He has a big dick.

That guy looks so hot. His name must be Logan Kahler.

by Sweglifeattourne January 11, 2014

local sorority

A sorority that typically consists of only one chapter, located at the university it was founded at. Chapters are typically small in size compared to their National counterparts, who tend to have chapters of 100+ girls.

Chi Omega Rho, a local sorority at Lawrence Technological University

by ORho February 1, 2014

legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014