glam lesbian

Glam lesbians are gay females who show up in videos wearing excessive makeup and jewelry and make you think all lesbians are as hot as Jennifer Anniston. They are distant cousins of the thespian lespian.

Carl "Man I can't believe chicks this hot are lesbians!"
Mike "Meh, they're just glam lesbians".

glam lesbian by Dr. Kelso January 25, 2009

Bi Lesbian 

An oxymoronic label some people are insistent on using that invalidates both the bisexual and lesbian communities. If someone experiences any sort of attraction to men they are NOT a lesbian. If someone is bisexual with a preference for women they are a bisexual with a preference. Stop being afraid of calling yourself bisexual and insisting on clinging to labels that don't apply to you.

Girl 1: Yeah, I'm a bi lesbian! I'm romantically attracted to women and sexually attracted to men and women!
Girl 2: Girlie please be fr, you can't be calling yourself a lesbian if you're attracted to men in any way...

Bi Lesbian by app1ejelly January 28, 2023

slay a lesbian 

when you fuck a lesbian then she turns straight.

Brian: what are you doing this weekend???

Will: I was planning on going to a party to slay a lesbian. Shes really hot. <@;-)~

slay a lesbian by lesbian slayer December 24, 2007

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck 

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck by Kelly November 10, 2006

proto-lesbian 

A woman who has deliberately chosen to begin hating their male counterpart.

After a period of abuse (from a select few male members out of the entire human population), she has discovered the fundamental principle of "evil" by which all male members of the human population are governed, and thereunto rendered herself a "proto-lesbian."

proto-lesbian by thismus March 17, 2009

Bisexual Lesbian 

Bisexual Lesbian is a false and ignorant term that some uneducated lesbophobes came up with to further invalidate lesbians while being low-key biphobic at the same time. It apparently means that "lesbians can be interested in men" which is COMPLETELY against what lesbianism actually means.

1. Some stupid lady told me I can be lesbian and date men which will make me a bisexual lesbian even though that doesn't make any fucking sense!
2. A Bisexual lesbian doesn't exist as lesbians are non-men individuals who are attracted to other non-men individuals, excluding ALL and EVERY MAN.

Bisexual Lesbian by Witchy Potato May 23, 2021

lone star lesbian 

A lesbian who has only had sex with a male once.

Lisa: have you ever tried it with a guy?
Dedra: Just once, I'm a lone star lesbian.

lone star lesbian by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014