smack job

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.
He's suck a fucking smack job.
by Rambel April 12, 2005
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Body Job

The act of rubbing one's fully clothed body against another until orgasm is reached. Also known as heavy petting or dry humping.
Kayla gave me an awesome body job last night.
by Stukamel May 08, 2011
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Job-trimental

An adjective describing any activity that might have a detrimental effect on your employment status.
I can't call in sick to join your Wednesday beer pong tournement. That would be job-trimental.
by coynejo January 31, 2009
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Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.
Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.
by Tucki April 10, 2014
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cancel job

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.
God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.
by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008
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Buffalo Job

A hand job given to a guy after he takes a girl out to a sports bar and they eat Buffalo Wings together. After the date she gives the guy a hand job with left over sauce on her fingers giving the guy a burning sensation. You deserve it for taking her on a date to a sports bar.
Last night we went to that sports bar and I totally got a Buffalo Job after. It was great, I purposefully used up all the napkins at dinner to get a better burn.
by Full Stanley November 29, 2011
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bridge job

An act of sexual intercourse in which an individual licks another’s taint. (The bridge between either the dick/vagina and the butthole)
Mrs. Carter loves bridges. So much so, that her favorite sex act is having a bridge job where she is rimmed and licked on the taint.
by Professor Queef July 20, 2018
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