Body Booking

Repeatedly slapping someone all over their body with a book

Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Female sans June 11, 2018

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

book

a tree that was brutally murdered by humans

that poor book he only wanted to grow tall

by MWG Trey September 7, 2021

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.

"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).

by Achami64 June 21, 2017