Weed-Speed

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.

Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.

by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Manisha is a buck weed

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

Weed

Somethin fuckin Mexicans brought here, everyone uses it

I saw a Mexican carrying Weed, I asked him if I could have some, and he said no

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

Weed Bush

Bed of Weed

Sleep in a Weed Bush

by YegahWeedBoy011020100 May 19, 2024

Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.

Here smoke some bob weed.

by BEAN MOTHERFEKERS March 22, 2021