Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".

"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."

by TonerPrime March 3, 2018

human

you

Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi

by Mattendo March 3, 2018

Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America

Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice

by Mechanical Vagina May 9, 2018

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.

My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.

by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017