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The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat
Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.
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human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss
Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.
by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings August 2, 2016
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes
I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out
by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018
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