A Hannah is a strong girl. She stands up for her rights, she is really kind, is a loyal friend and believes in love. She would help everyone, no matter what! She really hates racism or discrimination. She's always there for everyone, even if they are not friends of her, or even strangers. She is really honest, but not mean (if you're not mean to her). She's always herself, even if it makes her a little bit strange ir crazy. She is creative, lives more in fictional worlds and always searches for her true love... She likes to control everything, so nothing goes wrong... She is really funny, but only if she can handle the situation and there isn't too much chaos. She is a little bit selfish too, but she just doesn't feel like she's understood. She looks really strong on the outside, but she's often sad cause people are mean to her (even if she knows they're just joking) and it really hurts her, but she doesn't want to say anything, because she doesn't want to look weak. She knows what she wants and she always follows her dreams, but for some reasons no one really wants to know her better, so they all just see the crazy, strange and loud Hannah, they never see the thinking, kreativ, philosophic Hannah.
* at the Speed date*
Hannah: Don't say anything! Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke? Are you racist or discriminating? Do you like books, movies, musicals and stuff?
Man: Uhm... well...
Hannah: Next!!!
Hannah: Don't say anything! Do you drink alcohol? Do you smoke? Are you racist or discriminating? Do you like books, movies, musicals and stuff?
Man: Uhm... well...
Hannah: Next!!!
by crazy_wichi_1234 April 10, 2018
Get the Hannahmug. “The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 3, 2020
Get the Hannah R. McRmug. She is ok looking, but she is bat shit crazy the kind of girl you won’t give a gun to. She is also very annoying and has a crush on every guy.
Shit I have first period with hannah
by Bbxbsns December 12, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. 
a toxic bitch that dumped the popular kid. she later got with a guy that looks like Auggie from the movie, Wonder.
Did you hear Hannah Topoll dumped the popular kid? I feel bad for him because she got with a kid that looks like Auggie.
by nicknelly2828 October 26, 2022
Get the Hannah Topollmug. Seriously the best person around. She always has a way to make your day better, always puts a smile on your face, and just is the easiest person to talk to. She’s too nice for her own good and needs to take better care of her own happiness, but she makes everyone else happy all the time. Even though she’ll never admit it because she struggles with complements, she’s the most gorgeous girl to walk this planet, and she makes the best jokes of anyone. She’s a fast texter, a great listener, and is everything a person could ever want. Once you get a Hannah, never let her go, never do her wrong, and be sure to give her the love she deserves as a friend or partner. Finally, remember that when you’re in the presence of a Hannah, you’re in the presence of a person who doesn’t have a mean bone in there body and has a heart so pure that Brita is afraid of it, she’s perfect.
Person 1: “I’ve started hanging out with this girl and she makes me feel so happy and I just can’t stop smiling.”
Person 2: “Her name is Hannah isn’t it.”
Person 2: “Her name is Hannah isn’t it.”
by Hannah Appreciation June 27, 2024
Get the Hannahmug. a bad ass bitch who is dating someone who is very hot and sexy she with be the baddest bitch u will ever date don't loose her
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian: i kinda like Hannah she is a baddie and hot.
Hannah: i kinda like Brian.
person: u should ask him out.
Hannah: i kinda like Brian.
person: u should ask him out.
by 123lmao bob February 17, 2022
Get the hannahmug.