jay green

also known as a joint, weed, maconha.

Jay green is keeping us company

by maconha July 13, 2014

kylie greene

A very funny girl that is not very good at sports but thinks she is.

Kylie Greene sucks at basketball but she thinks she is so good

by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

green bin

Green bin- A person who is garbage at everything they do. A run of the mill piece of fucking shit. Being a green bin usually goes hand in hand with having a tiny ass dick and a tight nut sack.

man you can't get any women your fucking green bin

by Yobinator January 18, 2015

Green Day

The greatest pop punk band of all time. They are not punk, despite what many ignorant people say, their last punk album was Insomniac, ever since then, they've been pop punk, until 21st Century Breakdown; this was when they switched to power pop. They are occasionally combined with emo shitty bands, but NEVER compare them to those dicks.

I just listened to Green Day for the first time, and now I'm going to go out and buy one of their albums!

by Cpage17 February 3, 2015

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!

by xBigg_Mike May 8, 2015

Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015

Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016