Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.
by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021
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by Xbb9 November 22, 2021
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan Joel is the most handsomest, sexiest Man alive. He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.
He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.
He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.
He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.
He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes they make you want to give him the world, the moon, and the stars.
He is kind, caring, and sweet but also brave, strong, and smart.
He belongs to Ivana and is the best boyfriend in the world to her.
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021
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