Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

bone dry

completely or extremely dry

The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.

by bluestinger66 April 19, 2023

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022

french dry

A process in which you take a bath and a man then pleases you then drys you off.

"Jason got a French dry at the Holiday Inn."

by Jason Frost October 11, 2016

Dry biting

The act of one putting their teeth softly onto another and firmly brush them back and forth across the other.

Brittany is dry biting Adam's back like someone who would be scratching it.

by Obi-one-kanubby January 24, 2017

Dry Duncan

Slipping a finger up with no form of lubrication causing slight pain

Has anyone ever done a Dry Duncan? It feels great

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Dry Cat

(V) To have anal sex without lube.

“Dude, we finally did anal on the camping trip last weekend!”
“Bro, where the hell did you get lube in the middle of a forest?!”
“Nah man, we just dry catted it.”

by durtyharry September 2, 2023