by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025

Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.
Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"
by Beggingforit December 5, 2024

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
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