means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009
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"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
by Duke3478 October 2, 2009
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Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
by MisterE July 16, 2008
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See: Lucifer
See: Lucifer
by Kratos April 19, 2006
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"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."
"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."
"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."
by M-Rizzle April 21, 2014
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Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>
Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009
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He is community dick because he has low self esteem, he sleeps with multiple women to validate himself.
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