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Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"
by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009
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guilty dick

Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.
"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
by Duke3478 October 2, 2009
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gnat's dick

An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!
Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
by MisterE July 16, 2008
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Dick Cheney

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer
"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"
by Kratos April 19, 2006
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take a dick

Male Lingo Reference to someone (male or female) whose appearance generally suggests that he/she possess exceptional skills at pleasuring a dick
"Man, I know she seemed nerdy in class, but let me tell you bro, that girl can take a dick."

"Did you see that girl behind the counter?"
"Yeah, and I bet she can take a dick."
by M-Rizzle April 21, 2014
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Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009
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Community Dick

He is community dick because he has low self esteem, he sleeps with multiple women to validate himself.
by hyubjb March 11, 2017
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