Dare-Devil

When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.

You should totally Dare-Devil the mystery machine.

by 1918182 September 12, 2023

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To the Devil His Due

Don't ya hide away from the

Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from

The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game

And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,

She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due

You stay good baby

And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now

What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,

The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,

She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due

by Death Menace May 28, 2023

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