December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️

Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9

by 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂!😫🥵😩🤤 December 7, 2020

December 30th

on the 30th of December every year, Your Best Friend has to force you to do anything.

Him- you know what day it is
His best friend- what?
Him- Do my Laundry because it is December 30th

by it_isjustaj December 19, 2021

December 31

National Dakoda Day, if you know anyone with the name Dakoda you should probably shoot them a text telling them how much you love them (it might be her birthday)

Person 1: Hey today is December 31st , you know what that means ?

Person 2: No ,what

Person 1: It’s National Dakoda day, and we know a dakoda ! let’s reassure her how much we love her

by Missy13🍄🤍 April 20, 2021

December 14

National break up with your boyfriend day

Marie: We're breaking up.
Max: What the heck was that for?
Marie: It's December 14 idoit

by • sammer • December 14, 2020

December 10th

National fuck your gf/bf day!

Some say it's the best day to have a party and get together, sometimes people take it a step up and have an orgy.

"Hey greg, you know what today it?"
"December 10th? Why"
"It's national fuck your gf day!"

by Jay0005 December 6, 2021

December 4th

National give a boy a scrunchie day

Girl- what day is it

Guy- December 4th

Girl- really? Take my damn scrunchie

by GiantBoi0978 December 1, 2019

december 8th

national bitch day

ahmoodi wit da big bootyyyy is born on december 8th

by dina medina December 24, 2021