by Zuwi mama November 10, 2021
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
John: aye you now what day it is
Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
John: hi Emily you now what day it is
Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me
Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!
Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me
Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug January 27, 2016
by By ur local best friend October 16, 2020