check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

corn check

Lodging big toe in anothers corn hole checkin status of corn. By graspin another by ankles and pushing ones foot in the leather doughnut.

"Corn Check!!!!!!", he screamed.

by Fluffy Sunshine January 7, 2005

Dumb check

When a person tests another persons knowledge whether it’s general or common sense. Checking to see if the person is dumb, when a person fails to make the cut for having general knowledge, or common sense, or even thinking that they know everything but you can prove that they don’t then they pass the dumb check.

Bruh this person just passed a dumb check cause he asked me organize some stuff for him, which I did, and instead of checking to see for himself he just said that I didn’t do shit and called me annoying.

Congratulations you have successfully passed a dumb check dumbass

by Just words that go together October 11, 2019

Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

by RekEighty October 6, 2022

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 16, 2023

Check my tie

When you've snorted cocain and want to know make sure there is no visible cocain on or in your nose.

Hey Tommy, check my tie, I just hit the slopes and there's no mirror.

by Folistic August 31, 2023

dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.

Honey! I just got my dickie check today

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022