Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Cards

Your parents making your bedroom the family garage.

Look at that cards, his parents must hate him

by Dhyyyy March 21, 2023

the nope card

the nope card (by Exploding kittens) is somehow more powerful then the uno reverse card, which doesn't make any sense. it can cancel many things, like, it could cause a rick roll video to stop working or get an ad, i would also dub it the miracle card. cause it can do mostly 42.68% of things in life.

Joe uses exploding kitten card
Joe Tries To Use Uno Reverse Card To Save Himself
Wilford Uses the Nope Card
Joe HAd Nothing Else, so He died this very day.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Cunt card

When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.

There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!

by W8uknowit August 14, 2017