skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 27, 2007

naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.

Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison

by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017

The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"

Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?

by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016

jack bear

Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.

Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.

If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.

by randomhehehehee March 23, 2017

Becca Bear

A nickname of "Becca" given by her very very annoying friends in a form of idiotic alliteration. This nickname is meant with good intentions but will most likely annoy the intended recipient. The recipient of the nickname Becca Bear is most likely the sweetest, smallest, most amazing strawberry-blonde peach of a person.

Anushka: Hey have you seen Becca Bear today?
Eve: Oh yeah, she said something about buying a baby cow
Floyd: she what???
Malia: I-

by HummingbirdWords February 7, 2022

hugga bear

a very very morbidly obese person. usually wearing clothing too small for them

Look at that hugga bear over there in Daisy Dukes.

by mspie April 3, 2006

bear claw

When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.

We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.

by suffer247 May 25, 2009