Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.
by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
by un813 August 5, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂
by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017
Get the brandon and chantelmug. Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.