Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 23, 2022

Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021

Brandon

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

by Asthmaplasma May 05, 2021

Brandon

He has small third leg.

Wow Brandon has a mini third leg

by September 07, 2022

Brandon

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.

Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon

by Wiseguywilly0 May 07, 2024

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023