Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

Bitch Mike

A little boy name Michael B. Who sucks at MK

He is Bitch Mike because he sucks

by BigDog230 January 23, 2022

mikes garbage bin

a person who does not live up to another expectations

I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin

by mista2 April 02, 2020

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 17, 2021

Mike Liu

Based!

Wow that was SO Mike Liu

by Sickballer6969699696969 July 13, 2023

mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

by moosesoup September 14, 2021