August 12th, 2036

Loudward, I think you might have predicted an event here.

But it's in something like 20 quad billion dodecahedron years.

AUGUST 12TH, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 12th

International send a brazilian an ass pic day.

Rafa: Yo Angela it's August 12th. You know what that means right?
Angela: Oh hell yeah! I'll send it right now.

by RAFooos May 4, 2025

August 27

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! EVERYBODY LOVES AUGUST 27TH!!!!

It’s August 27! It’s my birthday!

by ✝️🌊NOODLE🌊✝️ May 6, 2025

August 26th

LOVE THY BROTHER AND PROSPER SOULJAH

BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

Its august 26th so I spread love and good fortune to those in need.

by swagdoctor100 May 6, 2025

August

My gang I do 383839 backflips with and also whip and nae nae on. Super gorgeous and nice legit sugar and spice 😍😍

August is so awesome or whatev

by I'm the coolest bro May 10, 2025

August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024