three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012

put a three on

to jinx or put a curse on some person, thing or activity

"Ima put a three on that bitch. _Nothing's_ gonna work for her."

by primeridian April 28, 2012

Three Snapper

One who is so gay that they snap in a z-formation, usually three times. Almost always uttering uh, uh, uh, or something of the like; in sync with the three snaps.

Landon: "Dude that guy must be gay, no straight man wears pink skinny jeans."

Drew: "Well duh that's a three snapper."

by CardiganVneckBoy December 7, 2011

Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011

Three-foot Thug

A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.

Hey, Dave, look at him.

Who?

The little guy.

The three-foot thug?

Yeah. Isn't he adorable?

by Took!e January 8, 2012

Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011