Short bastard

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim

My brother is such a short bastard

by King baby 12 January 31, 2022

Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum

Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist

by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021

short d*ck anthem

A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.

Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?

Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!

Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..

by Joyceepoocroo May 6, 2024

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021

Shorts user

A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.

xample 1
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio 💀💀💀
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform

by kazakhstantireprices2013 January 24, 2023

short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021