2 by 4

Nickname for people with their eyes really far apart. You can put a 2 by 4 between their eyes and they can still see.

Hey! Check out 2 by 4 over there!

by MeanGuy May 15, 2006

January 2

•National suck a dick day
•National eat ass day
•National fuck your gf/bf day

Yay it January 2 time to suck a dick!

by ☁wolf_Niko☁ November 9, 2019

September 2

If you were born in this day you are the biggest dumbass ever. Your brother is probably cooler than you and you have no friends. You most likely are a read head and fat.

Hello by birthday is in September 2

Gross get away from me

by SavorOFpakistan August 18, 2020

The Number 2

A thing you do while watching YouTube

Bartholomew: Hay ima go The number 2
Dick: gonna watch YouTube
Bartholomew: hell yea

by EverythingIsTakenSoThisIsMyUse November 16, 2019

3/2

Zoe was born.
Bitch I love you

-what day is it?
-3/2

by Evsot November 9, 2019

january 2

its january 2 the day people were born w dicks 8 1/2at the age 14

january 2 is when boys w/big dicks were born

by hellojamal December 14, 2020

cf^2

abbreviation for the phrase "Cluster Fuck" to the second power. Used when something is well beyond cluster fuck status.

The boss asked me, "What is the status of the project?" I thought to myself, wow, this is a cf^2, I don't know what's going on.

by TJV June 11, 2006