11:11

11:11 has gotten many definitions: The appearance of a guard angel, the appearance of God himself, an augury of Satan, alignment of stars/planets etc,, But a new common use has emerged. 11:11 is also being used as: Hilarious, Extremely funny, Exceptionally funny, Genuinely funny, Awesome.
Thomas: Hey Lucas, look at this video of this man falling

Lucas: XD! 11:11 man.

Thomas: ikr
by YourReasonToDie August 20, 2018
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October 11

Being weird to stella day
Yo stella, can i bite off your clit? Its october 11!
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9/11

9/11, also known as the September 11, 2001, is a historical event where 2 planes play Reversed Jenga. The first to knock a tower wins. And it was a tie
Person 1: Man, I lost at Jenga!
Person 2: 9/11 be like:
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by imphsycotic April 21, 2023
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11:00PM

write a paragraph and send it to your bf/gf before 11:00PM on June 11th
She: oh I gotta write that paragraph

Him: paragraph?
She: it’s June 11th 11:00PM
He: oh yeaaaahh
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9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?
9/11 is approximately 0.818.
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
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