April 11

Eepster

April 11, national eepster day

eepster is a holiday in which you sleep all day for as long as you can

by Spoofu June 16, 2024

9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?

9/11 is approximately 0.818.

by 😩 daddy June 29, 2024

7/11

Nasty ass symbol of gentrification and colonization.

Literal garbage pile owned by Caucasians who bombed their own countries, then get let into America by Caucasian supremacist presidents.

Nobody buys from 7/11s, why do they still exist?

I guess capitalism doesn't exist for Caucasians, only for the person being colonized.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

9/11

The best holiday

guy 1: man I really love halloween, whats your favorite holiday?"
guy 2: 9/11
guy 1: what the fuck is wrong with you

by fuckingbigballs3000 January 29, 2023

9/11

A conspiracy about the twin towers being knocked down by planes. In reality, the government used it to cover up the fact that there were aliens making contact with earth on that day. The aliens landed on american soil and were treated with respect from the US Government. The aliens and their inter-dimensional spacecraft were then transferred on a truck to a military base off the coast of San Diego where they're believed to be stored in an underground bunker. Many who claim to be on site during the arrival of the aliens claim that this was not the first time the government had made contact with this species. They also claimed that the US Military is working on inter-dimensional travel in the same bunker where the alien spacecraft is stored. Although there is no concrete evidence that this really happened, there have been thousands of reports confirming this theory.

"did you hear about 9/11"
"yeah its a load of shit"

by le4fed January 30, 2023

3/11 indian

The fucktarded Indian drivers you see as ubers and while your driving

Dave:The Uber I ordered was a 3/11 Indian, and he smelled like a cum dumpster

Tristan:those are the guys you see now adays. Every tim Hortons and pizza pizza you go to has 5/11 Indians.

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025

5/11 Indian

The gaybob Indians you see at Tim Hortons and other work places

I went to keispy kreme today but was shocked to see Lots of douchebag 5/11 indians

by U$a1n b01t April 10, 2025