Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah
by Cokra April 19, 2016
Get the wrestling your eelmug. the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heartmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
Get the 《¤》Your《¤》Conspiracy《¤》Is《¤》Killing《¤》So《¤》Comma《¤》Do《¤》It《¤》mug. Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
Get the brown Winter in your assholemug. whoever says this is secretly trying to let you know they’re gay and most of the time are also wondering if you’re gay as well
person 1: omg, your eyeliner is so good!!
person 2: thanks!
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person 1: i’m queer.
person 2: yeah i got that
person 1: would it be weird if i kissed you on the mouth
person 2: not even a little bit, pls do ur so pretty
person 2: thanks!
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person 1: i’m queer.
person 2: yeah i got that
person 1: would it be weird if i kissed you on the mouth
person 2: not even a little bit, pls do ur so pretty
by mwah_ April 5, 2022
Get the your eyeliner is so goodmug. Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
Get the you can't unpee your pantsmug. by Justin wannabieber May 28, 2018
Get the Throw your Dickmug.