your so 800

when someone calls you "800" it's means that your probably someone they hate. "your such an 800" meaning. "your such a weirdo,loser,annoyance"
me: your such an 800
you: what do you mean
me: means your ugly,weird,loser. etc

meaning the person calling you 800 hates you and 99% doesn't like you.
"your so 800"
by unknown smartness May 05, 2021
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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
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Worth Your Salt

“Anyone Competent enough to obtain the rank of SGT in three years” SSG Strauss
You’re an E-2 and made it to E-5 in a short amount of time. You’re worth your salt.
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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!
Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.
by No one 655 January 07, 2022
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 01, 2018
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Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 03, 2019
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