Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit

Oh I was being a shit Steve!

by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023

Shit Stick

When your fucking her in the ass and you pull out your dick and its covered in shit.

I was fucking Carol in the ass last night and when I was done my dick looked like a shit stick.

by BigGLizzy69 October 29, 2018

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

Shit

it is what people who go to basket ball but are tiny are because they loose the game because they cant dunk

fuck you shit i am so much taller than you

by ij4769 September 4, 2020