dicks in vaginos

by Zjierb lover February 16, 2021

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Grab Dick Month

The entire month of October is Grab Dick Month

Girls can grab a dick of one of their friends or a boyfriend and the guy cant stop them.

Girl: Hey guess what month it is
Boy: what?
Girl: grab dick month !*grabs dick*

by User0877907197 October 5, 2021

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The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

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Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

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Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick

A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.

Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 2, 2023

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