Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 10, 2012

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Your shoe is fittin' me

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."

David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...

by RickyStrikes July 05, 2015

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October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day

Listen to your boyfriend day

Rule no saying 'no'

October 2nd Listen to your boyfriend day
P.1: Shut up! Its October 2nd
P.2: *Silent*

by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 01, 2021

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Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 04, 2016

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Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.

Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018

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