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suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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i love your soul

when someone says, "I love your soul", they are so high they love you and your whole everything. when your partner says, "I love your soul", they mean they love YOU.
hey man I love your soul
what?
I love your soul
well thank you idk what that means
by rustycarpet March 10, 2024
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International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021
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Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.
4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.
by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022
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clog your throat

Term used to make another person mad when you don't want to hear them.Generally referring to placing a penis in the throat to where they can't speak.
person 1:I banged your mom last night.

person 2:Clog your throat pole smoker.
by p-low July 21, 2010
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡
by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021
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