Your mom

Gay

“What is gay?”
“Your mom.”

by Laffter July 8, 2018

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day

April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.

Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”

by thatgurlkayyyy April 3, 2022

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

give your girlfriend a hoodie day

28th of November is national give your girl a hoodie day

Yo bro it’s the 28th national give your girlfriend a hoodie day did you give your girl one

by Itsonlyjoshhere November 27, 2020

Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

by heard1073 May 12, 2021