shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

Shit

it is what people who go to basket ball but are tiny are because they loose the game because they cant dunk

fuck you shit i am so much taller than you

by ij4769 September 4, 2020

Shit

Really? Fucking shit? Are you in elementary school? Or are you just so fucking bored? Nonetheless shit means poop.

I’m a shit. You are a piece of shit

by Demodog13 May 20, 2021

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

shit skilled

One having no skill in the activity.

One having slower abilities than normal in learning information.

Damn, shit skilled you forgot the finished product.

by zestor August 30, 2006

Shit Brownies

Shit brownies are brownies made with shit but people think they are brownies because of what they look like

Tony: Can I have one man?
Y/N: Sure!
Tony: “Tastes” EW, WTF MAN!
Y/N:They’re shit brownies

by Hehehehehehehehe12345 October 16, 2023