mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.

I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.

by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022

deep shit

some shit you really don't wanna be in

You in some deep shit now son

by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020

Hoo shit

Hoo shit means a girls on her “hoe” shit, but instead just said hoo

man that girl lilly on some hoo shit

by anonymous September 2, 2022

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

holy shit flops

a word used for dying in minecraft

holy shit flops. i died in minecraft.

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018