Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.

Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.

by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021

I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face”

Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face”

by jerrysandy February 12, 2019

twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)

girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy

by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024

Your One Artist

Your local artist who creates art out of pure boredom or pure inspiration. <3

Scroll down to view Your One Artist.

by Your One Artist June 23, 2023

Date your ex day

No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰

Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet

by anonymous November 17, 2021