Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

cat shit vinegar

A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.

"Oh shit look at them! It's cat shit vinegar!"

"Omg they're so cool, I wanna be them!!"

by hi loser. April 2, 2020

Lit shit

Lit shit is an interjection to express surprise.

John: Lit shit, that car is badass, Augustus!
Augustus: I know, right?

by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 March 16, 2023

shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.

EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf

by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022

Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024

Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.

That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.

by MobyWutang July 9, 2021