shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

piece of shit

1. a complete waste of humanity a good-for-nothing a jerk an asshole
2. something of poor quality or straight-up defective junk, trash, garbage

1.Jake is a complete piece of shit
2.this car is a piece of shit

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 7, 2020

potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr

ayo potato shit wyd mamas

by levi da March 12, 2021

Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 7, 2022

Shitted on

When you disagree with everyone regardless of the validity of their convincing convictions your being Shitted on

Your lying completely about the truth and trying to cover up the truth . Basically your being shitted on

by Free Palestinians March 3, 2024

Dog Shit

Lincoln High

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.

by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019