fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

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Timmy my nipps

Scissor me timbers!

Ohh fuck yeah

Thats titts

Good job

I just got off loaded

I passed you at disposal

Thats suxual as fuck

I got 9 loads

Take it easy

Thanks for the beer

Your trees look good

Your truck is fixed

Ans so on and so forth

You semi-is fixed and ready to go- timmy my nipps

by Timmy my nipps February 16, 2021

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my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

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laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021

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words to my crocs bitch

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so”

person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪

by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021

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