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No Dick December

No Dick December is when all the ladies across the world should not ask for dick for the whole of December until the 1st of January
Baby its No Dick December so it means you should not ask me for Dick
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Anal dick sucking

When a girl, or man, crawls up in another girl, or mans, rectum with their mouth facing out the butthole. Then a man fucks the person in the rectum with the person inside. The dick anal fucks and it gets sucked.
"oh dude, i got the anal dick sucking last night, it was amazing"
"my friend wants to do anal dick suck, u up?"
by craycraypussydog January 30, 2020
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flaming dick

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick
by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017
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Bottom Dick

Those times where you take a weirdly sized shit that so happens to look like a huge dick and you look down at and think. A dick that big could’ve been in me
I took such a bottom dick I had to send a pic to the homies
by Gay Migi December 1, 2019
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Dick-Shift

We’re you put your dick into hyper speed during lovey time.
i have no example to tell nor show you about dick-shift
by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022
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Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.
"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"
by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019
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bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind
by Cheerfear July 19, 2016
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