Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.

Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!

by Masihiun June 1, 2024

Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

shit

you

you are shit

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021