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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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What's Your Name?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Dragon.
Person 1: What an interesting name! Dragon who?
Person 2: Dragon deez nuts across yo face!
by Ice Crew Germ Other June 6, 2024
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Smacked off your bounce

You're smacked off your bounce
by Bob stephens June 7, 2024
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National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024
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I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.
John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"
by TroubledTrout56 June 8, 2024
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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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Your

Jefes legal version of “you’re”. Unable to ever be challenged or corrected by an individual specifically named joey
by Father McKinley June 11, 2024
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