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The Old school twist

when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
by mitchell richardson October 12, 2011
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School

Shit that won't help you how to get rich as Elon musk.
Me at School:

"How the fuck will math help me get rich?"

The School: "Idk, but sin cos tan."
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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school

school is fucking stupid and i want to burn it down with the people still inside
by happy unicorns 809 October 14, 2021
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School

Hearing your alarm clock at 6 wake you up you slam it to shut it down and a minute later your mom comes in your room and yells at you to wake up. You get out of your warm and cosy bed to eat a slice of bread as breakfast. You forget to shower and oh you don't have time for it. You put on some clothes and pack tour backpack with a fucking 100 kilograms of books and run out the door. You bycicle to school with the fucking backpack and you are late. The bycicle park is already full of other's bycicles and you just throw your bycicle somewhere.

You are late for class and the teacher teases you asking: 'Why are you late for school?' You say: 'I cou-' 'DETENTION!!' 'but-' 'ONE HOUR MORE DETENTION!!' And you take a seat all the way in the back while the whole class stares at you.

The bell rings and you go to the cafeteria and realize you don't have any money. Okay then I'll just starve here with my slice of bread?? The tables and chairs are filled with popular kids having 10 pounds of makeup on their face and having the newest iPhones. Ah well nokia does the same thing.

You go to your locker as a group of girls/guys walk up to you and beat you up and throw your books on the floor. The other kids not giving one fuck bout it.

After 7 cruel hours, You go home and take a shower and realize its almost 11 and still have homework to do. Finish some of them. And go to bed at 12. Waking up the next day like you had 1 minute of sleep.

And this goes on and on.
I hate school. It's not 'like' hell, it IS hell.
by Viviannn September 25, 2017
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cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out
hey lets cum in school
by furrys must die December 31, 2021
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school

shitton of misleading, spam, and downright usless work, fuckton of idiotic karen teachers who scream without command, home to teachers pets, fucking bullies and rich kids who flex thier fucking gold plated mac pro, homeschooling however is way better in every aspect, waste of money, like bieng paid to see the one and only shitton buncha karens, teachers who care for students are cool
hey imma fuck school up using this bean virus, hehe boi
by anonymous May 12, 2022
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School

" you ready to go to school this morning?" "no it sucks like hell"
by thiccyboiy69420 November 15, 2019
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