dick fluff

The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy

Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff

by Big dick 62 March 12, 2018

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.

John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!

by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013

Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.

He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.

by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020

my dick in katie

What's gonna happen tomorrow

Wow did you see trents massive dick in Katie last night!
My dick In Katie that's for sure

by Jsjsjzaijwnwjsizijd May 27, 2017