Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

Suck Your Blow

To make out in a very aggressive way. Also can mean to swallow your jizz after a good jack-off session.

Hey big daddy, can I suck your blow? Oh yah baby.

by Javier Diez Abdula Smith June 21, 2017

Raise your level

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard

Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!

“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”

by amy robson November 23, 2022

shooting blood from your cock

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.

"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher

by 7568ino November 04, 2023

Strip Your Bark

Stop Talking and Start Fighting

Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.

by YMGF May 05, 2009

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025