Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 29, 2022

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 05, 2024

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

by Adele Phytler November 29, 2015

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 09, 2024

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 12, 2025

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

Lord Of The Shits

When your stomach is so violent that need take a shit before, during, and after your shower. This will often triple your time in the bathroom and you may exit looking as slender as Elrond. The three epic movements are canonically named :The Fellow-Shits, The Two Showers, and The Return of the Shits.

"I wonder why Dad takes so long in the bathroom? "
" Don't worry hunny, he must be having Lord Of The Shits again."

by BlubbernotaFighter April 23, 2025