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took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
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I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.
Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza
by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020
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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018
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Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015
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Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act
Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!
by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
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dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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shit

what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u
by marshboi1 January 1, 2022
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