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Shit

Shit is a shit that shits all over shits.

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by An asshole named james June 1, 2017
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.
Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.
by Houlihoops September 27, 2022
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Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.
by casey73 October 9, 2014
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Shit kicker

A Shit Kicker is a badass intellectual autodidact. A shit kicker is curiously finding out what is this schlemiel or organization thought about politic, theology, science and other subjects. and then, the shit kicker served the schlemiel's pronounce up as a logical fallacy. Which it might be.

Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Groucho Marx, Jordan Peterson, Sam Harris, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, Ben Shapiro, Matt Dillahunty, Lauren Southern, Louis C. K., George Carlin
Shit kicker, Christopher Hitchens wrote this, "Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it."
by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019
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Shit

When your ass meets pleasaure it releases shit.
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Shit crums

The word shit crums, also known as TURD crums comes from the word skies. The definition of this word are the little flakes that stick to your ass. This can be easily wiped off by toilet paper and wiping it across ur stinky ass.
"Skies has shit crums stuck around his ass cheeks.
by blackmanwhooper44 January 20, 2021
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